sunday lesson
I was locking the inmates down for the night last night and gave Carl, who's 12, a big hug (we run a very progressive penitentiary here). Adam, 11, was listening in the next cell.
#1 son: Ow. I think you broke a rib.
me: That's okay. I'm sure Adam will give you one of his.
#2 son: I don't get it.
me: Christians and Jews believe that after God made Adam, he took one of his ribs to make Eve.
#1 son: I thought Christians didn't believe in cloning.
The material for comedy alone makes having kids worthwhile.
#1 son: Ow. I think you broke a rib.
me: That's okay. I'm sure Adam will give you one of his.
#2 son: I don't get it.
me: Christians and Jews believe that after God made Adam, he took one of his ribs to make Eve.
#1 son: I thought Christians didn't believe in cloning.
The material for comedy alone makes having kids worthwhile.
4 Comments:
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That kid is very smart for his age, to recognize the 'rib' thing as cloning. :)
Funny story. You have clever kids...:o) By the way I love your art and will come back. Bye
Wonderful guys.....your own comedy corner!
If they blog, check out The Twinkie. She has a cute blog...I think she is 10--her mom's blog is good too.
http://twinkiespeaks.blogspot.com/
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