Sunday, March 22, 2009

jesse wows the girls at the dog park

Hey there little Schnauzer girl. You gots a pretty face. Come here often?

That's not my face you big butthead. Check this out.

Whoa Nellie! You is ug-LEE!

This one's more my type anyway. I prefers a merle girl any day of the week.

Hey! You gots a ball! Give it me NOW!

I'd rather stick needles in my eye.

Golly moses you moves fast for a fat chick!

Ha! Prepare to meet your doom girlie cakes.

Nyah! Nyah! I gots it now!

C'mon, fat dog. Take me down!

Hey! Come back cupcake! Whassup? I too manly for you?

NOTE: Jesse and his 'admirers' quoted two movies from the '80s. Guesses anyone?

27 Comments:

Blogger Ponita in Real Life said...

OMG, Andrea! That commentary is hilarious! Great photos. :-)

22/3/09 6:43 PM  
Blogger Caroline said...

Hey lovely Schnauzer!

And it is funny how those lab types think they are suitable for the Schnauzers but the Schnauzers tend to think differently...

23/3/09 2:14 AM  
Blogger Caroline said...

This turned out to be quite prophetic - in the park this morning there was a big lab who definitely thought Teasel was the girl for him... his owner had to come and take him away!

(She is not in season, and the owner of the lab said he is a 12 year old male who was neutered long ago but has recently been getting ideas...)

23/3/09 5:31 AM  
Blogger Michelle Grant said...

Now THAT was entertaining!!

23/3/09 7:53 AM  
Blogger Ellen said...

Is Jesse being a little problematic now that he's an unaltered teenage boy? Yikes. I tried, I failed, I give up, what quotes? what movies? (if any are from the Porky's franchise that's probably why I don't know, missed those gems)

23/3/09 8:59 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

HEY! Thats FLUFFY, not FAT! On behalf of all the merle aussies out there who perhaps (PERHAPS) have a wee bit of winter fluff on them......

23/3/09 10:57 AM  
Blogger Sandy said...

HAHAHAH, truly insanely funny conversation going on and great photos!

23/3/09 1:50 PM  
Blogger citizen of the world said...

I always wonder why there aren't more fights between the dogs at dog parks. Are they genrally well behaved?

23/3/09 4:58 PM  
Blogger andrea said...

Ponita: Fortunately I had literally dozens of photos to choose from so I could cobble together Jesse's little dialogue.

Caroline: In spite of the commentary, Jesse was actually remarkably respectful of the two little Schnauzer girls (you can see the other one -- she was sick and wearing a coat -- on Flickr) and their owner said that the girls loved him and they can be very fussy about who they fraternise with! :) Of course Jesse is not yet neutered but once told to back off he learns his lesson well!

Michelle G: So glad to be of service!

Ellen: I can sadly say that I, too, missed the Porkys movies. They are from Terms of Endearment (imagine Jack deadpanning "I'd rather stick needles in my eye") and The Color Purple (Whoopie Goldberg was the ugLEE girl).

Michelle: :) I used to say the same thing about my Aussie Zappa and his even fluffier cellmate Zoe. Now Zappa was all fluff but Zoe had a few extra lbs of padding to keep her warm in winter, too...

Sandy: Thanks and it was a lot of fun trying to match the pictures to the text in my head. Jesse is surprisingly good with the older girls, playful but quite respectful, in spite of the goombah I made him out to be.

Citizen: Dog socializing is fascinating to observe. It's not so different from being at a cocktail party -- just a hell of a lot less subtle! Sometimes there's a bully in the crowd and the rest of the partygoers -- er -- dogs will steer clear (we were at a party at Christmas like that!), but the kind of territorial behaviour you see in their homes, cars and even on-leash goes by the wayside when they meet in a neutral zone. Fights rarely occur because, like people, most of them just want to get along.

23/3/09 5:19 PM  
Blogger Melody said...

Reading your blog is always such a great start to my morning.

24/3/09 9:04 AM  
Blogger dinahmow said...

I'd never have guessed the quotes in a million years.If he'd said "Here's lookin' at you, kid" or "Frankly,my dear, I don't give a damn" or even "she chewed with distinction" I'd have won the prize.
I do have a question: does that tennis ball still bounce?

24/3/09 6:09 PM  
Blogger Ian Lidster said...

Yep, that schnauzer chick is pretty cute. Jesse has good taste.

And you already knew you had an award from me, so otherwise, have a fine day, my friend.

25/3/09 10:28 AM  
Blogger Sheri L (Burhoe) Larsen said...

Funny ! Beautiful black lab ! Wow ! You have been tagged, visit my blog when you have a moment. :) Cheers & Happy Spring !

26/3/09 6:43 AM  
Blogger WW said...

Brilliant series of pix...what a beautiful diversion and something no one CAN'T smile at.

As for the quiz, sorry, outta luck and outta answers.

:-)

26/3/09 6:16 PM  
Blogger Rrramone said...

A tail of love.

27/3/09 5:09 AM  
Blogger ValGalArt said...

This is so great!!!

27/3/09 8:59 PM  
Blogger nadine said...

There's nothin' like watching a dog run around having the time of his life :-)

28/3/09 10:11 AM  
Blogger soulbrush said...

tee hee gorgeous, my son has a miniature schnauzer, with such a big personality.

30/3/09 2:39 PM  
Blogger Sheri said...

Great photos and dialogue, but I'm stumped. When do we get the answers??

30/3/09 5:47 PM  
Blogger Kikipotamus said...

OMG, I SO needed the laugh this gave me after a stressful workday.

30/3/09 7:08 PM  
Blogger tlc illustration said...

Heh - you can practically hear the dialog when you watch dogs interact, can't you? Jack (mine) is so vocal - he's got a wide range of vocalizations that he uses only in the presence of other dogs (which he hugely prefers to people).

30/3/09 9:52 PM  
Blogger Cynthia said...

You got me - totally engrossed in dog convo...

I often put words in my dogs mouths - trying to figure out what they'd sound like if human.

31/3/09 8:19 PM  
Blogger San said...

Funny dialog. When will the movie be released?

1/4/09 8:34 AM  
Blogger Laure Ferlita said...

Hi! FIrst time visitor to your blog, but being a well - kept dog person, my husband and I had a great laugh over your dog's fun in the park!

Absolutely love the last photo with that look of "wait! whereya going?!" Too much fun!

1/4/09 6:00 PM  
Blogger Merisi said...

Thanks for the run in the park with dogs! :-)

2/4/09 2:25 AM  
Blogger Hayden said...

owww... had me howling with laughter. I think you nailed it.

4/4/09 8:48 PM  
Blogger Jana Bouc said...

Thanks for the laugh! Too funny! I've also enjoyed seeing all your wonderful bird drawings.

18/4/09 11:23 PM  

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