Friday, November 18, 2005

a testament to laziness

It's almost the weekend, therefore the perfect time to build a shrine to the couch potato. Here are some hints on how to tackle your weekend activities with the minimum energy output:

It's Saturday morning and the dog won't quit annoying you until he gets his walk. The problem is that to walk the dog, it requires that you walk with him. Or does it?

Fast forward to Saturday night now after an exhausting day of watching sports on TV and littering the table with the remains of pre-packaged junk food meals. You've suddenly remembered that it's your turn to host the gourmet club/poker group/pathetic relatives, and must do a last-minute clean up before ordering in more fast food.

Sunday morning and the hangover is so wicked that you don't even have the energy to pour milk on your Cocoa Puffs. Your carb stores are low, though, and you need to replenish, so just open the fridge. You are now free to watch more TV, surf more sites and play more video games than you ever imagined possible.

Pass the Pringles.

another Absurd Links from Rudy post


Blogger ValGalArt said...

andrea, you are so funny! Where do you get this stuff? It's great! 1st the dog walker/scooter, now this is a great invention! If only I didn't live in a canyon that is virtually comprised of hills,oh well. 2nd, I could really use that table, my studio looks like an explosive device went off! and 3rd that drink, uh well very funny, but barfy looking! Thank You for the good laugh!

18/11/05 12:16 p.m.  
Blogger andrea said...

A friend of mine, Rudy, sends me the links, then I try to put them together into something cohesive. Sometimes it's easy -- like today's. I'm going to have him send me a "Rudy" icon to add to these posts since he provdes he raw material.

18/11/05 12:28 p.m.  
Blogger merlinprincesse said...

Love Rudy. You two made me laugh a lot. You know life guys. My weekend is a bit like that... Hum Except for the Liquid Cereal. Yeiieuiueiiihckkkk. :o)

19/11/05 8:09 p.m.  
Blogger Caroline said...

Very funny reminds me of the Mad Hatter's Tea Party...

21/11/05 7:48 a.m.  

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