a testament to laziness

It's almost the weekend, therefore the perfect time to build a shrine to the couch potato. Here are some hints on how to tackle your weekend activities with the minimum energy output:

It's Saturday morning and the dog won't quit annoying you until he gets his walk. The problem is that to walk the dog, it requires that you walk with him. Or does it?

Fast forward to Saturday night now after an exhausting day of watching sports on TV and littering the table with the remains of pre-packaged junk food meals. You've suddenly remembered that it's your turn to host the gourmet club/poker group/pathetic relatives, and must do a last-minute clean up before ordering in more fast food.

Sunday morning and the hangover is so wicked that you don't even have the energy to pour milk on your Cocoa Puffs. Your carb stores are low, though, and you need to replenish, so just open the fridge. You are now free to watch more TV, surf more sites and play more video games than you ever imagined possible.

Pass the Pringles.

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