Thursday, February 02, 2006

read at your own risk

What's worse? Gratuitous sex, senseless violence, or an ego the size of a house? Register your votes here.

Fimo fellow by #2 son

11 comments:

  1. Hilarious - I hope no-one is acutally put off from reading this and following the links!

    And really its a tremendously modest way to mention that someone is enjoying one of your paintings!

    Why do you keep your dentures in this red plasticine thing?

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  2. I love these knitted masterpeices! The sex thing is too funny and the ego... I didn't know what to expect and there was your wonderful work being lauded by one of our very own bloggers who is not only a fan but a buying fan!!! I think your ego is just fine!

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  3. I can't wait 'til I buy one of your pieces so that you can do a post about me. I have a large ego as well...but don't tell Joyce, she hasn't found out yet. :)

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  4. Caroline: Ha! You've discovered my dirty little secret. This dazzlingly perfect smile is just a fake!

    Val: If I knitted, that's definitely what I'd want to knit. I wonder if the knitting shops sell these patterns?

    Brian: I'll do a post about you even if you don't buy a painting. But you have to win a marathon or half marathon first...

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  5. Well the first two are hilarious
    but nah no ego just shear delight for you and Princessemerlin. congrats!

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  6. Sex is fun. So is a big ego.... Violence..... mmmmmmmm...Damn who has done those knitted things... I love the shark... *teehee*

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  7. Ego's my favourite. Definitely.

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  8. I'll vote for ego too but then I am a little biased...

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  9. I know I should say "ego" but because I have a particular passion for cats, and for creating with fabric, the gutsy cat is a real prize.

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  10. If you can knit a trainwreck, Joyce, I'll buy it!

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  11. To the Vote Tabulating Committee:
    My son, Mr. BIG Shot (yes! an ego as BIG as a house) seems to be too self-occupied to reply to this post. So, I do it for him...the dopey little dip! BIG ego gets the vote around our house. He, and his father, are simply impossible!!!

    The Mother

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